Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Do you find your current religion lacking? Are you seeking a new spiritual outlet? Then go check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
According to this cutting edge philosophy, the Universe and everything in it was created by a pasta deity who touched humans with his "noodly appendage" and gave us life. After all, we are all His creatures.
They list some pretty compelling reasons for converting to their religion -
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
They had me at flimsy moral standards!
Also on the FSM web page you will find forums, images of the Deity in all his saucy glory, and games with which to worship him. What more could a Pastafarian desire?
The only thing lacking is recipes!
According to this cutting edge philosophy, the Universe and everything in it was created by a pasta deity who touched humans with his "noodly appendage" and gave us life. After all, we are all His creatures.
They list some pretty compelling reasons for converting to their religion -
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
They had me at flimsy moral standards!
Also on the FSM web page you will find forums, images of the Deity in all his saucy glory, and games with which to worship him. What more could a Pastafarian desire?
The only thing lacking is recipes!
posted by Gail | 11:36 AM
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